Plague Diary, Day 18

Despite warnings from nearly every smarty pants, meme celebrity, and decent politician in the land, there are still those out there who insist on gathering in large groups. Policing these dumbasses means expending resources that could be better used elsewhere. As one of the most brilliant thinkers of our time, I have a solution: let’s

I ate a Dunkin’ Beyond Sausage sandwich the other day

It was fine. I might even give it slightly better than fine. That little patty packed a nice spicy, sausage-y punch, although the softer texture didn’t provide the satisfying juxtaposition you get from pork sausage and the patty itself seemed a bit small. It’s acceptable. By far the biggest drawback of the Beyond sandwich is